Eight Weeks on a jury does funny things to a girl...

We were told it would probably last about 4 weeks. An audible gasp swept through the 120 or so potential jurors in the jury pool. You could sense the brain-gears grinding as each racheted up their excuses from "work inconvenience" to "non-English speaking". The creativity was as varied as the faces.

All the players are here, all 27 witnesses that were paraded, berated and collated in front of our very patient and poker-faced jury.

More importantly, the hearty band of jurors that endured and shared snacks will forever share a bond of brotherhood and bitterness, otherwise known as Stockholm syndrome.

Download your own placemat created for our lovely reunion luncheon with the jury consultants (11x17 printer required)